- Well, well, I was at my local shopping centre today and I was surprised to see this chair sitting in its usual spot at the bottom of the escalator looking totally forlorn. Why could it have been deemed ‘Out of Order’? Did it throw someone out? Do chairs speak? Maybe this one does and wasn’t very nice to the last person that chose to sit in it? Do chairs burp?..or worse? I looked around, no-one was watching, should I? would I? am I game enough?…no…not game enough to sit and see why this chair has been deemed ‘out of order’ but it stirred my imagination and I am sure there will be one of my very, very short stories coming from this obviously ill-behaved chair. What a lovely random moment.